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Recent Tweets @SandwichParade

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(via classysushi)

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

(via classysushi)

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

(via disgustinghuman)

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via iguanamouth)

eldergoose69:

raze-occam:

mick—-jaeger:

For all your Ghibli needs*.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Laputa : Castle in the Sky ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Grave of the Fireflies ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

My Neighbor Totoro ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Kiki’s Delivery Service ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Only Yesterday ♢ [Sub] ♢

Porco Rosso ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Ocean Waves ♢ [Sub] ♢

Pom Poko ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub]

Whisper of the Heart ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Princess Mononoke ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

My Neighbors the Yamadas ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Spirited Away ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

The Cat Returns ♢ [Dub] ♢

Howl’s Moving Castle ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub]

Tales from Earthsea ♢ [Dub] ♢

Ponyo  ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

Arrietty ♢ [Sub] ♢ [Dub] ♢

From Up on Poppy Hill ♢ [Sub[Dub

The Wind Rises ♢ [Sub♢ [Dub

*Currently, I have not found any links for “The Tale of Princess Kaguya”, but if you do find one, let me know because that’d be really great !

YESSSSSS

(via reaill)

fernacular:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

(via iguanamouth)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via classysushi)