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Recent Tweets @SandwichParade

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via drprofbonghitz)

fhoantells:

"I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can."

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

(via meowmixeightysix)

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

bevgodsgirls:

This is real.

(via classysushi)

peachymints:

I saw the opportunity and went for it

(via classysushi)

reverendruby:

A bit about fighting demons!

(via kinomatika)

autistichatchworth:

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

(via kinasty)

yeahiwasintheshit:

happy halloween

(via iguanamouth)